updateeeeeeeeeeee
HELLO! i'm back after a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time. okay maybe not that long, but you get the point. I was, am and will be lazy to continue posting.
im going to tell u all the beauty of life. In life, there are many epic phail moments. Hongliang has experienced many epic phail moments. Take for example, on youth day i went kbox with jiawen,weida,tiffany,hongliang,and mr fish. There, he asked me "eh want go toilet anot" so i agreed. THEN HE LED ME TO THE GIRLS TOILET. (hold on let me explain first) Apparently, the toilet's deco was like the same colour as the boy's toilet (we found out later) and it was like a masculine colour. So as we went in , me and hongliang talked through the cubicle. and he said "hey jian wei, you know what? in my cubicle there's a sanitary pad thingy." i was having a bit of suspicions and was feeling uneasy, simply because in my cubicle there was also such a thing. so we went out and washed our hands (which at this point i still didnt notice the lack of standing urinals). then a woman, a kbox staff came out from another cubicle. i was thinking to myself "
WTH. YOU MEAN THEY DON'T SEPARATE MALE AND FEMALE TOILET? CAN MEH?" until hongliang and me walked out, and we saw another girl walk in. AND I LOOKED AT THE TOILET DOOR. IT READ
FEMALE. at this very moment, i told hongliang immediately and we started laughing hysterically. i was thinking how come the women didnt scream or something. is it a natural occurrence there? or does it happen there often. WHAT'S WORSE, WAS ANOTHER GUY WENT INTO THE TOILET THE MOMENT WE LEFT. LOL. AND, I THINK IT WAS BECAUSE HE SAW US IN THE TOILET THATS WHY HE WENT IN. (guilty guilty lols.)Another epic phail moment was when he went back with me to the kbox room, and he whipped out his...
PSP!(what were you guys thinking -.-)
So he played this series of matches where he had to fight through 5 opponents (it's bleach heat the soul 6) and when he reached the final match with Orihime. He was this
CLOSE to winning, because both he and orihime had a tiny , minute , microscopic speck of health. AND HE LOST BECAUSE HE USED HIS SPECIAL ATTACK. AND I TOLD HIM NOT TO. WAHAHHA. THEN HE STARTED SCREAMING AND SCREAMING IN A FEMININE VOICE.if you were there you'd literally burst into laughter. i mean i was laughing i felt my 6-pecs surface (i actually dont have 6 -pecs, so you can imagine how hard i laughed) Epic phail.Anyway, im currently going to start on my quest on mugging like a git. at the end of the whole thing i think my brain's gonna implode onto me. you know, have you ever felt your brain go fuzzy and all the juices flowing out and stuff? well actually i dunno how that feels i was just being random. but seriously.
i've been watching videos (yes i have no life) of funny people on youtube. for example, shane dawson, smosh bla bla. you should go watch too if you're rotting or stoning at home with nothing to do. or maybe use it as an excuse not to do homework (oh man i hope no teachers see this). Because in sec 4 you have no life. After you finish your revision papers thrown unto you, you have nothing to do . i mean study? i studied already. but my brain's begging for me to stop, before it rebels against me and takes control over my whole body.just kidding. but seriously. you often hear one has to achieve a balance between this and that? i totally agree! which is why we have the beam balance. (... okay that wasnt funny) You know, nowadays its school, go home, eat, bathe, do homework, study, use comp, sleep. The cycle repeats itself. Every graduating student is trapped in this cycle. Which is bad,really bad.
Later i 'll be studying for another 3 hours. How nice -.- . I think i should change my name to Brainless Git. (yes jia wen, yes kian i know, but im not as brainless as you all are) OMG speaking about studies i need to mug chem, and bio, and lots of things too. die liao. fail everything.
m e & y o u {♥}
Posted @ 12:42 PM
